Hans Moleman
i really like hans moleman so i thought id make a page dedicated to him. this page will only cover hans moleman in official simpsons media and media created by matt groening (such as futurama and disenchantment)
this page is constantly being changed. last updated 16:42 Saturday 20th April 2024
to do:
- add S:H&R Lvl 2, Lvl 4, and Lvl 5 appearances.
- talk about "moleman in cadillac"
- grammar/capitalisation/speling
3d model
hans moleman in hit & run 
all moleman related media in the simpsons hit & run game.
moleman model
the model used in the game. (sorry i am working on the lighting)
moleman appearances
| media | alive? | desc | lvl |
|---|---|---|---|
| ✅ | hans moleman can be seen occasionally walking up and down the path of the La Maison Derrière in Simpsons Hit & Run Level 1. I didnt mean to run him over in this clip. | 1 | |
| ✅ | hans moleman has two gags in simpsons hit & run level 1 in the kwik-e mart. the first one is the same as the "Man Getting Hit by Football" video created by Moleman Productions in the Simpsons episode "A Star Is Burns". the gag only triggers when you are in the position 504.052, "-20, -295.18, 1.1", which puts you in a position where homer's head blocks the view of the ball hitting moleman. In the source code, this gag's configuration can be found under the comment "//KM_gag_hans_football" | 1 | |
| ✅ | this is the second of the two level 1 Kwik-E Mart gags. he is getting robbed by snake. he can be heard saying "All I know is pain" before walking out. //KM_gag_robmoleman_pain | 1 |
moleman voice lines
the below slice of code comes from the file "dialogline.cpp" which handles the games dialouge lines. we see "moleman" is mapped to "Mol".
{ "HitByW", 0, EVENT_KICK_NPC_SOUND, 2500 },
{ "NHitByC", 0, EVENT_PEDESTRIAN_DODGE, 2500 },
{ "HitByC", 0, EVENT_PLAYER_CAR_HIT_NPC, 2500 },
...
{ 0, "Mol", 0, "moleman" },
the following lines trigger when the player hits moleman with their car:
| file | transcript |
|---|---|
p_hitbyc_mol_01.wav |
"All I know is pain" (note: moleman also says this when getting robbed by snake in the kwik-e mart in level 1.) |
p_hitbyc_mol_02.wav |
"I have fluid in my lungs" |
p_hitbyc_mol_03.wav |
"Ow I hit my head" |
p_hitbyc_mol_04.wav |
"My brain is bleeding" |
p_hitbyc_mol_05.wav |
"I don't have insurance" |
p_hitbyc_mol_again.wav |
(this one triggers when you hit him again) "Not again.." |
the following lines trigger when the player kicks moleman:
| file | transcript |
|---|---|
p_hitbyw_mol_01.wav |
"My wrinkles hurt." |
p_hitbyw_mol_cold.wav |
"Cold, so cold" |
p_hitbyw_mol_dead.wav |
"I'm all dead inside" |
the following lines trigger when moleman dodges a car:
| file | transcript |
|---|---|
p_nhitbyc_mol_alone.wav |
"I'm so alone" |
p_nhitbyc_mol_life.wav |
"This was the highlight of my life." |
p_nhitbyc_mol_loser.wav |
"Missed me! Loser!" |
moleman references in other media
| media | alive? | desc |
|---|---|---|
 |
✅ | hans moleman pictured at the bottom to the very right peering up at the slurm billboard in the futurama comic "The Infinitely Secret Crossover Crisis". he is alive in this spread. |
| ✅ | hans moleman running over peter griffin and 'returning' the stolen car he mistook as pants in the family guy episode "The Simpsons Guy" | |
| ✅ | hans moleman in "LEGO Dimensions". The player is tasked with helping the 'Citizen in Peril' in Meltdown at Sector 7-G |
